Nick Cannon Thrives On Abuse

Here's Mr. Mariah Carey at the opening of Christian Audigier The Nightclub at Treasure Island hotel casino. And since this Christian fellow is a designer for Ed Hardy, I can only imagine how garishly designed the space will be. I expect Brett Michaels and Hulk Hogan will very at home there.

OK, back to Nick, on the red carpet for the event, he gushed about his wife and marriage in general. He told People, "It's the best thing that ever happened to me." He dismissed rumors that Mimi treats him like a whipping boy, saying that their relationship is "amazing."

What's amazing is that she let him out of his cage for the occasion. He probably has to run a few errands for her while he's out in exchange for this taste of freedom.

While on stage during his St. Louis stop of his summer tour, John Mayer joked about the various rumors about him floating around on the Internet, most of which are about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

He told his fans, "That just tempts me to say things." The ever-playful Mayer dished fake confessions to his audience in between songs during his two-hour concert. If he's to be believed, he weighed 400 pounds at the age of 12, he was "33% done" building a time machine and is fearful of the color green.

The jokey admissions would be funny if the truth weren't stranger than reality. Joke all you want John, but a lie detector test says that you did make out with Perez Hilton.

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The "Umbrella" singer hit up the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans, along with her boo, Chris Brown. The couple celebrated the recent holiday on stage, performing on July 4 at the Louisiana Superdome.

Recently, the singer faced a run-in with two groups of individuals obsessed with catching a glimpse of her. She had just finished a photo shoot at Highbar in NYC and was preparing to leave, but found that both of her exit options were blockaded. One was full of paparazzi, and the other with screaming fans. When faced with her choices, she opted to push her way through the paps.

You just know that for at least a brief moment, she hated how much her fans loved her...boy.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 36 photos Kanye West, Chris Brown, Rihanna and J. Holiday at the Essence Music Festival.

Cool as hell, Maddox Jolie-Pitt arrives with his uncle James Haven at the Lenval Hospital in Nice and it appears that Angelina Jolie is meeting with a physician. Clearly, the media is not really heeding her doctor's advice to give Angie space.

I don't even remember there being this much anticipation and insanity when Shiloh was born. Look at Maddox. He's seen it all. He's been here from the very beginning and he is over it.

He's all, "Can we please just have these damn babies so that I can get home and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a root beer, so I can relax before my hair appointment this afternoon?"

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Rain could not keep Madonna along with Guy Ritchie, Lourdes, Rocco and David in Midtown Manhattan from the Kabbalah Center yesterday. The couple have been seen all over Manhattan together since Guy Ritchie arrived last week.

Despite the rampant rumors that the two are headed for divorce, they've been putting up a united front.

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Washing away her sorrow and taking away her pain.

Actress Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend Jared Murillo chill out on the beach in Maui. The couple have been celebrating Ashley's 23rd  birthday.

In these photos she sporting an Ed Hardy 'Love Kills Slowly' bikini. Jared had better beware.

Click any photo to view all 29 photos of Ashley Tisdale in her bikini, along with her shirtless boyfriend Jared Murillo, in the gallery!

Happy 4th of July kiddos! So, here's the second episode of this new and improved Liquid Lunch Podcast in video. Of course, we're all waiting for Angelina Jolie's twins to make their appearance.

Divorce seems to be in the air, with rumors of the unions between Madonna and Guy Ritchie, as well as Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner being whispered throughout the "blogosphere." And even though we couldn't wait to get this podcast done, so we could get to the BBQs, we even managed to squeeze a little bit more in there. (Like some of your amazing suggestions in the comments for Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be fragrance...)

Of course, you can find all Liquid Lunch Episodes (both audio and video) here on the Liquid Lunch Podcast website and/or iTunes.

How incredibly awkward! Few things are more embarrassing to a celebrity than being photographed wearing the exact same thing as another star. The last thing any celeb wants is to hear that someone else looked more stunning in their outfit.

Earlier today, we showed you pix of a skin-baring Jim Carrey, who stepped out in a black one-piece bathing suit with Playboy pinup girlfriend Jenny McCarthy. And this time around is Jenny's turn to rock the suit, after hanging out with Cheryl Burke at their beach front home.

Now, America, it's up to you to decide: Who wore it better?

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