Keith Olbermann Apparently Sucks in Bed

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Breaking all the commonly held stereotypes of news commentators as sexual dynamos, a woman who had a tryst with Keith Olbermann described her romantic experience with the MSNBC commentator as less than gratifying. From The New York Post:

A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he "spilled all over." Then, when "sexual activity began [in] less than an hour," Olbermann had difficulty. "I pretended he knew what he was doing," the embittered blogger writes. "I adored the guy. I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed," so she faked experiencing ecstasy.
And now, I'm realizing that I can't even imagine how people had messy break-ups before the invention of the revenge blog. I guess they had to go out and whisper the tales of their exes' inadequacies into the ear of the town crier. How quaint.

Written by Lisa Timmons








16 Comments

October 9, 2006 9:46 PM

"Keith Olbermann Apparently Sucks in Bed"

.....Uh....ohhh-kayyy....Hmmmm...I'm just trying to figure out WHY anyone would even be remotely interested in actually finding that out first-hand???....yeah....right...still thinking....

Susiesneds is on to something: It's a much bigger disgrace for this woman to admit to wanting to sleep with Olbermann--let alone actually sleeping with him--than it is to learn he couldn't chub up enough for her to keep it to herself.

Keith Olbermann. Hmmm.....Piece of crap. Yeah, that about says it.

Many times when someone claims another person is "lousy in bed", it's usually due to the complainer being a dead log in the first place. Olbermann probably discovered the women was a cold fish and figured, "Well, while I'm here, might as well do my thing and she can figure it out on her own". Every guy knows this at some time or another in his life.

olberman you fucking communist!

Keith ROCKS!

January 7, 2008 9:06 PM

The fact that Keith Overbite has nothing better to do than attack the O'Reilly Factor tells me that Keith and his liberal loser company MSNBC are getting their asses kicked by Fox, and the silly twits at MSNBC are getting desperate. I'd watch Charles Grodin before I watched this arrogant fool.

why would someone in their right minds first admit to all of this,, and if it were so bad be sniveling about it and admitting to "begging him" to see her again... ?? Sounds like she was jilted by her own insignificant dreams and never had any contact with him at all... some people just want to believe they are important.... this person trying to slander this man, well, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck.... yup,,, it's a duck! Jealousy of someone in the media, someone who's views are not shared, even when they are honest about the facts, sadly are often targets by little insignificant people.. didn't your mother's ever teach you that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything???? grow up people....

January 28, 2008 2:32 PM

His Name is not Keith Olbermen his New Name is Keith Overbite! Because that what he is an Olberbite. I can not belive people like listing to this piece of Liberal Gargage.

May 17, 2008 10:53 PM

He sucks at everything!

May 20, 2008 3:25 PM

Olbermann what a freakin' piece of shit

May 20, 2008 3:25 PM

Olbermann what a freakin' piece of shit

May 27, 2008 2:06 AM

The reason people are interested in Keith's twisted sex life is that it offers an explanation for his highly erratic behaviour. Before this came out people assumed he was a GOOD reporter; now they see he's only venting his frustrations with himself - by picking on people he doesn't really understand. Olbermann's palette is not multicoloured. He uses the same stock approach for every attack. The man is obviously deeply tormented - but his solution is an inhumane one. He picks on other people (and unfortunately makes money doing it). It matters not whether these people deserve criticism; Olbermann's criticism is not founded in a perception of what is right and wrong - only as a way for him to vent his own twisted insides on everyone. This makes Keith Olbermann a particularly unsuitable journalist.

June 22, 2008 10:37 AM

Who knew Olbermann slept with women?

June 22, 2008 10:38 AM

Who knew Olbermann slept with women? I never would have guessed that.

June 26, 2008 6:42 PM

To David Axisrutt

Olbermann is not a journalist period. He couldn't even hack it at ESPN reading sports scores.

He's a LOSER!

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