Pete Doherty's Cat Is A Junkie

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No, really. This is sad. This means he's leaving his shit lying around for his kitty to ingest it! Not that I like cats or anything. I hate them. But I do feel bad that it's going to have to go to rehab, and walk mountain trails in Utah with Lohan, and face its feelings. Pete Doherty's cat tests positive for coke.

Pete Doherty's pet cat has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets, say reports. The Babyshambles star owns a cat named Dinger, a slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens. One of the litter became ill and the singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.

An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star: "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."


It's good to know that if I need to buy some shit, Pete Doherty's cat is probably holding. And it's not like it can tell the police anything. "So, Dinger, what's this white powder doing in your glove compartment?" "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! HISS! *lick*" "What? Damn cat?"

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Peter Continues His Walk After the Jump



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16 Comments

August 22, 2007 5:16 PM

Ok, enough. I love cats . I have one and she is my little pal. Imagine those sweet little kitty's licking up cocaine. Jesus.
His cat is called Dinger ? He's the Dinger. Dinger McCracker.
Is he proud of his addiction or what? What's he doing showing off that bandage on his belly ?

AH AH AH Poor cat!!It cannot be true, I hope not!Lol!

Oh Hell.

-100 house points for being a crack-headed loser.

+20 house points for taking puss to the vet. (Nobody is "forced" to vet without a BIG legal melee)

I would have put money on Pete just tossin kitty out the window.

August 22, 2007 6:04 PM

Or trying to use kitty as a bong pipe.

August 22, 2007 9:46 PM

Obviously I'm a cat person and Green, my husband calls ours his buddy. I like that, little pal. They are wonderful creatures and I find those that generally don't like cats have never had the pleasure to live with one. A well adjusted one.

That said, I'm not a dog lover but I'd be just as mad. Although I too am totally surprised he had the presence of mind to take kitty to the vet.

J! I love you! That cracked me up. I hate the damn cats also :-))

..."I find those that generally don't like cats have never had the pleasure to live with one. A well adjusted one."

That was me a few years ago. I'd not ever had a cat and thought they were little gremlins...then I found a month old kitten in my woodpile and I was sunk. I've rescued three now...and they're all my little fur children. I miss my dog (died of old age) but these little characters fill the void nicely.

Wouldn't it be justice (finally) if McSmackhead had to do serious jail time for animal abuse...asshole.

He's such a nasty looking boy.

i cant believe the things i read about this guy, at first it was really scarry, but now it is freaking funny, i mean you have to laugh at him, i have never heard of anyone else getting away with the stuff that he gets away with.

As awful as it is he didn't have to take the kitten to the vet, I'm not excusing it but many people would have just let it get sick and die.

If he gets charged (for this kitten incident) I wonder if will make people less likely to bring in sick animals (at least drug users and there are too many of those). Being in a sick cat and get charged, doesn't sound appealing does it?

"It's good to know that if I need to buy some shit, Pete Doherty's cat is probably holding"
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Laughing ;)

P.S. Pete is a moron who shouldn't be allowed to care for (or I should say not care for) ANY animal.

And why is his cat having kittens? Irresponsible asshole. I hope those cats all find better homes. Why isn't this idiot in jail already?? And I LOVE cats too BTW. I don't understand how anyone could not love them. They're so furry and loving and lower your blood pressure. Yeah, if the only cats you encounter are the stray toms who spray everywhere, yeah - annoying! But your pet cat is your best friend!

August 23, 2007 9:47 PM

Zekers, I'm glad we got you :)

August 24, 2007 1:42 PM

It's not true! Do you honestly believe what comes out of the tabloids? They make crap up about Pete, so people think and say horrible things about him. He DIDN'T and DOESN'T give his cats drugs, he adores his cats. It's so irritating when the media only mention him for either being a 'junkie' or 'kate moss' ex', he's got loads of talent but he never gets recognised for it! He's extremly intelligent, talented and charming.

August 24, 2007 1:43 PM

It's not true! Do you honestly believe what comes out of the tabloids? They make crap up about Pete, so people think and say horrible things about him. He DIDN'T and DOESN'T give his cats drugs, he adores his cats. It's so irritating when the media only mention him for either being a 'junkie' or 'kate moss' ex', he's got loads of talent but he never gets recognised for it! He's extremly intelligent, talented and charming.

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