
Seriously. She looks like she should have water-storing humps on her back. Katie Price, aka Jordan, is reportedly gifting her husband with smaller boobies because having three kids has taken its toll on her figure. Seeing as her husband appears to be the gayest guy ever gayed, I'm thinking he's not gonna care one way or the other. This will be her fourth breast surgery, and she hopes to have it early next month in time for Christmas. I think her husband Peter would much rather have "Project Runway" Season Three on DVD or a Nigella Lawson cookbook or Britney's new CD, instead. Gawd, I can't imagine a worse present. Madden 07 on the XBox maybe?
She said: "I'm treating myself to a boob job in three weeks so they're ripe and ready for Christmas. I'm having smaller implants put in and they'll be perkier."Between the dromedary face, and the scarred titters, there could not be a more hideous package this Christmas. Unless someone wrapped up the hamster Amy Winehouse killed.
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More photos of Katie Price meeting fans and signing bottles of her new perfume 'Stunning' in Castle Court shopping center Belfast, Northern Ireland after the jump.
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T-Bone says:
"Between the dromedary face, and the scarred titters, there could not be a more hideous package this Christmas. Unless someone wrapped up the hamster Amy Winehouse killed"
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HILARIOUS, J Harvey!
And seriously, what is wrong with these women that they think having basketball sized breasts is attractive. NO ONE finds that attractive -- NO ONE! The world is laughing at these women. Good for this nutjob for figuring that out. Smaller and perkier is so much better than these horrendous jugs!
Zelda F. says:
She should have the schnoz chiseled down a bit at the same time.......
CLICK HERE says:
Beautyful eyes. But she still looks like a whore to me!
declanium says:
she's got to lay off the self-tanner......it's ridiculous.......she looks like one of those crayons in the big box -what is it? Burnt Sienna?
CelebrityFanChat Raph says:
Who is she?
Vacant Stranger says:
Peter Andre and Jordan.....4 big fake overblown tits!!Scarred tits,skinny awful legs and thick as shit,thats Jordan.Anyone who saw that bag of bones on 'i'm a celebrity'could see that without her pancake make-up and team of beauticians,she's a rough bird!Andre has a six pack....yeah,a six pack of condoms that he put on his weener to give himself some purchase when he's banging the baggot.