How come he carries the little one like he wants to make sure the photographers capture her image totally? That's weird. Is that part of the deal? Or several deals? I'm not saying you should go full on Michael Jackson baby in a burka but hold the kid like a human, weirdo. Here's Larry Birkhead taking his daughter Dannielynn out for some shopping on Robertson Blvd. in LA. and then posing in front of their house. As you'll recall, Dannielynn is the daughter and half-sister of the deceased Anna Nicole and Daniel Smith. And she was the Wonka golden ticket in a paternity squabble between Birkhead and Anna's shady lawyer/pill carrier Howard K. Stern (whom it was alleged had actually banged Birkhead at one point). Kind of a sordid story, huh? Birkhead's DNA won out, and now he's got his daughter and what appears to be several lucrative photo deals with the rags judging by the way he's practically adjusting the lighting on her himself.
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18 More photos of Larry Birkhead and his daughter Dannielynn Hope Birkhead Xmas shopping on Robertson Blvd. are after the jump.
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Sasha says:
I dont want to be mean and talk about a kid but she looks trashy. Like their is a certain trailer park look that not all but most of them have I always wondered if it was inherited. Its like a look in the eye and slouchiness of mouth found frequently on Jerry Springer participants,and meth heads even HIlary Swank has it look at those people who kkidnapped the black girl and tortured her. Anyways dannielyn has a serious case
kharris says:
Baby's got a little wonky eye thing going on. You consider all the drugs that were in her little veins during her time in mommy's tummy, it's amazing she doesn't have a tail or something.
Nanc' says:
HE might think that "Who's your daddy?" shirt is funny but I seriously doubt SHE will think so when she gets old enough to know what's goin' on AND I'm sick of him using her to get photo money.
Her eye is "drifting". Dumbass Dad needs to get her to an eye doc. Our daughter had the same problem at age 2 and it was corrected with glasses but if it goes on too long, it has to be fixed with surgery.
Damn, am I the only one who thinks he needs a serious ass-kickin'?
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someone says:
I think shes a cutie pie, and the shirt was probably a gift...and I don't get the trailer park look comment...Im glad she doesn't have her pic splashed all over the internet like some celeb kids.
CLICK HERE says:
Poor beby... he is so sweet
DonnaInMichigan says:
Oh come on, he's just preparing her to be the next Anna Nicole, in about 16yrs.
He won the Golden Sperm Ticket, and he's planning on cashing in on it for years to come..
mia says:
You have to feel so sorry for that baby, I hope he is a good 'Daddy' to her, her start in life didn't exactly go very well..so sad.
cbenji says:
awww how cute! she's like a little paris hilton with the pouting, wonky eye and vacant stare.
danni says:
The kid looks cross-eyed....
Persistent Cat says:
Wow, he really is shameless, isn't he?
I still have a hard time believing he put his penis in a vagina.
Miss Nic says:
Why is it that these people have bucket loads of money and they can't afford prams for their kids??
Maybe someone needs to design a handle for their backs so they are easier to carry
Miss Nic says:
Why is it that these people have bucket loads of money and they can't afford prams for their kids??
Maybe someone needs to design a handle for their backs so they are easier to carry
Miss Nic says:
Why is it that these people have bucket loads of money and they can't afford prams for their kids??
Maybe someone needs to design a handle for their backs so they are easier to carry
Dude looks like a Lady says:
Get a job Loser Larry Sue! Pay your legal bills and quit pretending you have money... It's not yours! Howard played you like a dumb hillbilly!
Don't touch one more dollar of that poor cross eyed cash cow of yours! Howard must laugh everyday about how stupid you were!
Anne says:
Sasha, Post #1....... I know what you are talking about the "certain trailor park look" and I see in with Larry and his friend especially. There is no class or upbringing there and I feel so sorry for Dannielynn. Larry needs a guardian himself and IMO has no business raising a baby. Dannielynn is dressed in that tacky "Who's your daddy" shirt (right out of the trailor park), she is not wearing shoes and still has a bottle instead of a sippy cup!!! Someone with class and good breeding should be kind and help Larry out - someone like Howard Stern. Surely there is someone in his life that could show him the way and help out poor little Dannielynn. Anna always had her dressed so cute - such a shame the way it has all turned out.
simpathetic says:
She's an adorable little girl that any parent would want to show off. I hope he doesn't do a show though. Just have a real life, the two of you. And people who want to pick at an infant are really sick.
eyewitness says:
He carries her in such an unorthodox fashion so that HE can have his face in every picture. If he carried her the way any other parent would, then the pics would have the back of his head...