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It has now been confirmed that Christina Aguilera gave birth to a son, Max Liron Bratman, on Saturday at 10:05 pm. I had a bottle of champs to celebrate. Ok, I didn't know she had given birth just like I didn't know that Adnan Ghalib would actually still be considered Asian. I'm not British, I'm an obviously ignorant American. Duh. Anyway, I had the champagne because the night was young! Despite the flurry of reports that she actually had the baby on Friday, Max came into the world late Saturday night. He was 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches and hopefully avoided having Daddy's ears. He could always pin them back if he did. That baby is probably already covered in orange foundation. He probably looks like a tiny Oompah-Loompah. You know she was completely made up in the delivery room. "Christina, you need to push!" "Not until I fix my eyes, you nurse bitch! Step back!"
tereza says:
you are so mean!!!
tereza says:
you are so mean!!! She looks absolutely beautiful. Congrats to her and her hubbie, for the new addition to the family.
Rush says:
I'm sorry to report that Max Liron Bratman passed away at 9:31pm Sunday night of an apparent blood infection. My prayers are with the family.
bob says:
give her a break she just had a bab thats painful
Sarah says:
She didnt push you moron, she had a c-section and Max is still alive you sick fuck!!