UPDATE: Photo of Gwyneth Paltrow leaving the hospital yesterday morning.
So Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay front guy Chris Martin, rolled into Mount Sinai Medical Center on Monday looking troubled. Witnesses say she was in a wheelchair, Chris was driving and they were headed for the maternity wing. Uh oh. Jesus Christ, is EVERYONE knocked up? This sounds terrible but it feels like there's barely enough oxygen as it is and this biological compulsion people have to breed is making me have to stand up on the subway too much. And I'm fat and need to siddown! Damn, use birth control and travel! See the world. Wait on the kids for a little while. This isn't "Children of Men"! You'll be able to get knocked up in ten years. Oh right, Gwynie. Anyway, her rep says that she's home now and "fine". Of course, he wouldn't confirm if she was pregnant or not and if there were complications. He referred to those kind of questions as "guesswork at best". Dude, you aren't the algebra teacher, fess' up. Gwyneth and Chris have two kids, Apple and Moses (no really), and Gwyneth has been said she'd like two more. Despite my pleas for population control, I hope Gwyneth is ok and has a successful pregnancy if that's what this is. We need more people like her. Chilly and hating America. That's always fun at a dinner party.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
scorp69 says:
No shit! People need to quit having babies! What's the point if the world is already overpopulated? I'm so glad I've chosen not to bring more children into this world. I can see past my own selfish needs to spawn and know that this planet will not be what it is today in another 50 yrs and it's inhabitants will have an extremely hard time.
janice11203 says:
Oh, you're soooooo above everyone else. Shut up and eat your granola bar!
Rachel says:
scorp69 the only people that need to stop having babies are the ones that can't afford to have children.
Loob says:
I think scorp69 and Rachel are both right.
Personally, if I ever feel ready for a baby I will adopt one who needs a home. I certainly don't require it to look like me or sound like me. That's pretty much just vanity.
Shelly says:
What ever happened to "Zero Population Growth" where we all just reproduce ourselves?
And what abought our carbon foot print you would think that a person who attended Al's Lalaplaloser would know something like how over populating screws up the planet!
Oh I forgot she and her family already have a homestead picked out on Uncle Mortie's planet!