Kevin Federline To Take To The Stage?

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One of these kids is doin' his own thing. Kevin Federline is reportedly in talks to star in Legally Blonde on Broadway. As the dog? K-Fed will reportedly be assuming a trio of roles, including that of a UPS guy who "bends and snaps." OK, admittedly, I've seen neither the show nor the movie. So one of you theatre hags or queens is going to have to clue me in.

A source says, "this is his dream and he wants to bring the kids. Jamie and Lynne [Spears] promised to help him make it work." Jesus Christ, those poor kids aren't going to know which way is up. They're going to be eating Beef-A-Roni when Jamie Spears takes off with all the child support money and living in some dump in the Bronx as misguided Daddy chases his Broadway dreams.

A rep says that nothing has been scheduled as of yet. Yeah, producers are probably wondering whether the constant smell of weed backstage and Shar Jackson continually calling for comp tickets for her family are worth the stunt casting.

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7 Comments

March 12, 2008 12:11 PM

Legally Blond? Really?

Why - Was the role of Chicago's Roxie Hart already taken?

I just don't have time to list all the reasons why this is just wrong! Surely there is some actual talent out there who deserves to have this part...

This aught to be good,(Not)!!!

SlimeFed needs to fess up the fact he is screwed without Britney. Cheater is like Lindsey Lohan, into himself but NO TALENT!! No, I am wrong. He's got more talent than Blohan. But I wouldn't pay to see him.

March 12, 2008 6:55 PM

Movie sucked, I assume the second one sucked, I'm also going to assume that the stage version will suck even harder.

So in a nutshell, a lot of suckery.

In legally blonde on Broadway... the ups guy plays a series of roles...
He is the UPS Guy(obviously)and The Grand Master Chad(soroity guy). There are like two completly different people! I've seen this on Broadway and i cant see K-Fed in this role...

In legally blonde on Broadway... the ups guy plays a series of roles...
He is the UPS Guy(obviously)and The Grand Master Chad(soroity guy). There are like two completly different people! I've seen this on Broadway and i cant see K-Fed in this role...

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