Remember when he was the "It Boy" and was guest-starring on every show and movie and he re-energized the American Bandstand format of screaming teens and lobbing softballs at pop stars? And you know what happened? He got thin and lost it all. I'm telling you, the slightly pudgy face made America feel at home. Then he got all defined and gaunt and people couldn't handle it. Now he's eating steamed asparagus and doing some show that no one ever watches. He needs to go back to MTV and reclaim his glory. And eat some Ring-Dings. Here he is signing some foolish petition to make St. Patrick's Day a nation-wide holiday. Wait, does that mean we get to skip work and get so drunk that we pass out in our vomit? Carson, sign me up, brotha!
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agreeone says:
He is a cuttie. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com"
last week. Is he single now?
Loob says:
I thought it was the Curse of Tara Reid that really got him.
Elizabeth says:
I thought he had some sort of gastric problem that caused the weight loss? He was definitely looking really unhealthy for awhile, and not in a drug addict sort of way. Or maybe I'm just brainwashed by media... who knows.
person says:
wouldn't it make more sense to make the day AFTER st. patrick's a national holiday...i mean hangovers and all...