Yeah, I know they'd probably be Spanish, too. But even Spanish people don't know what this chick is talking about. I watch her Loreal commercials and need to mute it because I'm not sure if she's selling makeup or speaking in tongues about a burning bush and the blood of the lamb!
Here's some snaps of Penelope (R) and her sister Monica (L) at the unveiling of their new clothing line for Mango, Penelope & Monica Cruz for MNG, in Madrid today. Penelope says she wants to adopt a whole mess o' kids, maybe even twenty!
She says "I'd love to have kids. Maybe I'll adopt about 20 children - that's been my dream since I was a little girl. I love children, but at the moment I'm happy with my career. If one day I have a baby I'm not going to be able to work like I do now. I can be in London one day, Miami the next, New York after that, then back to L.A. I travel more than some pilots!"
First of all, the airplane analogy is odd because La Looney Tune here has trouble boarding planes. Penelope says that she would still work when she has her twenty kids, just a lot less. That's a lot of nannies. A lot of nannies not understanding her instructions. She's going to end up with kids in the washing machine and diapers on heads because she's going to turn those nannies into unwitting Amelia Bedelias because they won't understand what she's saying!
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12 more photos of Penelope and Monica Cruz present Spring/Summer Mango Exclusive Collection 'Penelope & Monica Cruz for MNG' on March 13, 2008 at Mango Store in Madrid, Spain are after the jump.
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Your Mama says:
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Between the mumbling and the nasally whisper, I just cringe when I hear her speak. If Vanilla Sky hadn't been so shitty on its own, she would have totally ruined it.
T-Bone says:
Laughing out loud, J. Harvey ;)
margroc says:
I was never a fan until the movie Volver - excellent!
tex says:
I think she's a great actress and accent or not she is the bomb!!!
Iampenelopeh says:
"I love to hab keys. Maybe I adopp about 20 sheeldren- thatee bee my dream seence I wud a leeto grr."
gimane says:
She looks younger than her age. I saw some of her nice photos you may have never seen before on "M arryM illionaire. c o m".. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. It's likely celebrities want to date normal people.