Look, it's promo shots from Scarlett Johansson's first album! The album's called Anywhere I Lay My Head, and it's covers of Tom Waits songs. Oh, that'll work. I feel like Tim Gunn when I say I think there's a lot of look here.
My favorite is when she's terrified in the desert, and biting her nails. Are radioactive mutant cannibals after her? The other shot of her in the desert where you can see the photographer's shadow was a close second. Was that before she was terrified? This looks like a low rent vanity project. She's posing in front of a fireplace for god's sakes. And it's not even lit. Spend the extra for a Duraflame for some mood lighting.
Scarjo's album is sure to debut at the top of the charts later this year. Seriously, Kanye West will be having temper tantrums about her when she blows up the charts. Try as she might, she will never top Milla Jovovich's "The Man Who Fell". Milla needs to stop fighting zombies in cheesy video game movies and drop another album.
Jay says:
Terrified in the desert???!??? Biting her nails????!!!??? Where????!!!??? She looks perfectly normal in the picture. I think someone needs new glasses...
Jay says:
Terrified in the desert???!??? Biting her nails????!!!??? Where????!!!??? She looks perfectly normal in the picture. I think someone needs new glasses...
Jay says:
Terrified in the desert???!??? Biting her nails????!!!??? Where????!!!??? She looks perfectly normal in the picture. I think someone needs new glasses...
dee says:
lamesauce.
and I only need to say that once.
B.SophiaLiren says:
Oh my stars, I did not realize this rumor is real.
I love ScarJo (haha)& her luciousness, but I think she should make a detour on her way to songstress fame @ the gym. I'm just saying she could tighten up a bit.
Your Mama says:
Hahaha- low rent vanity project indeed. I love Tom Waits but she needs to stop- she's no Tom Waits.
Danielle says:
She sang a bit in "The Other Boleyn Girl." Not good.
person says:
Would it kill her to smile? She's made out to be a lot better than she is. She's been doing the same old thing since Lost in Translation. I won't see The Other Boleyn Girl because of her, and I liked that book.