Jamie Lynn Spears made a pre-enormous pregnancy belly appearance on ABC's Miss Guided last week. How many guys did her character devour in the episode? I count three. And what's that piece of paper she's exhibiting proudly in the last picture? A birth certificate? There's no line between reality and fiction anymore! Jamie Lynn has reportedly been showing off an engagement ring given to her by her babydaddy, Casey Aldridge. What does he do for work? Isn't he like 18? Did he use his D'Angelo's pay? Is it zirconium? Will there be a green finger? Is it big? Did Britney pay for it? Britney probably thought it was for her and someone was giving it to Adnan or Mel Gibson to give to her. Jamie, 16, has been flashing the diamond ring around her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. She's been living there in preparation for the birth of her baby this summer. No date has been set for the wedding. This might be the kind of wedding that's at an Elks hall and has dolphin decorations. Let's see - pregnant 16-year-old Nickelodeon star weds 18-year-old yokel with no job prospects. I give it til' about one month after the baby is born and someone offers her a job on The Surreal Life. Later, Case! Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
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oakling says:
It would... KIND of be sweet if Britney or someone slipped him the cash to get the ring. Except for the whole insane bad idea part of it. But for that family, it's sweet....
Erika says:
I watched the episode, so I can tell you that the piece of paper she's holding is her college acceptance letter. But I definitely found it amusing that she was macking on like 3 boys in the span of 30 minutes.
MARIA says:
BORING.BORING.BORING.BORING!!!!!!