Jenna Jameson Is A Zombie Stripper

Here is a trailer for the movie that I can't believe hasn't been made before. Zombie Strippers stars Jenna Jameson in a film, whose press release describes the plot as the following: "When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino's, a hot underground strip club."

That's the first sentence and already, I'm sold! A recipe for success, the movie has zombies, bad acting, a porn star and Robert Englund. What more could you possibly want? According to the press release, "ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!" and quite frankly, I believe it!

Also, finding out that Jenna Jameson is actually a zombie would explain a lot.








2 Comments

March 31, 2008 11:59 PM

Oh good grief.

shit! i wanna see that movie NOW!

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