Mariah Carey Brings The Hilarity

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I run comme ci comme ça on this one. Most of the time her tracks annoy me, but Mariah Carey is a fascinating individual. Does she have any clothes that fit her? She's always wearing these sheaths that she has to have been literally shot from a giant slingshot into. And they might even sew them around her. She's larger than life, and a little girl in a big-tittied girl's body.

Kitchen Nightmares evil chef Gordon Ramsay was all in a tizzy at his restaurant in London because Mariah arrived. He runs Claridge's at the Mayfair hotel and Mariah caused a stir when she rolled up on her winged horse to stay at 2:30 AM.

Mariah is in London to sign copies of "Touch My Body", the first single from her album E=MC2. She's big into science. She reportedly ended an on-air interview with a London DJ recently when he estimated that she had sold over 80 million records. "I don't know if that is accurate," she said and hung up on his ass. Someone had her charm bracelet in a tangle!

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7 Comments

April 1, 2008 12:49 PM

I want to see a cartoon depiction of Mariah getting dressed according to your description. :)

"Oh, I'm so important because I can hit a squeaky octave! That makes me a fuckin rocket scientist. Oh, AND I cured cancer!"

If only she would actually come out and mock herself, then I would have respect for her, because who honestly takes this washed up mess seriously? If Whitney had remained Whitney, Mariah would be nowhere. She ought to be thanking God that Whitney faded away, because otherwise....

..otherwise what? whitney only HAD a voice ad she was nowhere as successful as Mariah weven while she was at the top of her game back in 96.Mariah writes and produces her own shit earns her own paper. whitney bought writers and producers to lace her tracks she dunno wtf she doin and she smokes crack! damn washed up foolwang trite. get over whitney she ain't in the same league as Mariah. MC's a living LEGEND! Mariah's got 18 #1's how many does whitney have? exactly...

Hell to the NO!! Mariah has become a total cartoon of herself. Mimi or no Mimi, the bitch has mental issues. I dont care how many #1's or how many records she has sold. She is teetering on 40 yr. old and acts like a 12 yr old girl, with glitter and all the bullshit. Her songs have become nothing but fluff with no substance whatsoever. "Touch my Body"?? C'mon, u are not 16, and her voice is nothing like it used to be when she first started. Just listen to her performance on SNL a couple weeks ago. Her time has come and gone and she needs to grow up and become a woman, not a silly teenager.

You can be saying that about any artist her age look at Janet and Modonna their well past their 40s. Mariah looks hot and she can dress however the fuck she wants. Does anybody besides Alicia Keys these days sing songs of substance. Mariah 's been there done that, she's just having fun and making hits at the same time. Damn there's so much hatorade goin round this board how does it affect anyone how she dresses anyways, leave the bitch alone. She makin her millions regardless of how you choose to criticize her which is all people do. She's gonna be relevant no matter how much older you get. Get over it.

There is no need to hate on MC. Comments like if Whitney didn't fall off she wouldn't exist, is just like saying if Biggie wasn't murdered there would be no Jay-Z. The fact of the matter is Mariah is still hot with hot songs and Whitney is still smoking, crack that is, after her fire went out. And there may be a slight possibility that Mariah's squeaky octave blew out Whitney's fire.

shes a white non fucking bitch acting diva

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