Victoria Beckham Experiences Laundry Day, Feuds With Katie Holmes

Huh? There is no way in hell I am seeing Victoria Beckham in a sweatshirt and jeans. She needs to get back to this look so I can feel safe again. Granted the outfit's probably by Gaultier and cost 3K, but still - she looks...ordinary. *shiver* Did someone spill a martini on her or something? Did one of the kids throw up near her? Something is very wrong here. Or is it something more insidious?

There's a probably false story going around that Posh and Katie Holmes are bitch slapping each other over a Vogue cover and tattoos. Katie reportedly is jealous that Vicky landed the cover of Vogue and feels like she deserved it more. If it was Senior Citizen's Vogue, maybe. If your walker was particularly sparkly that day maybe, Katie. You dress like you're 80 and fading fast!

Victoria, for her part, was reportedly very insulted when Katie expressed her opinion that tattoos were trashy. Sure, they are. They can also be crazy hot, too. Victoria reportedly had this to say:

"How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she'll ever know. I have my own line! I've told her what to wear and what not to - she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn't think she needs me.'"

Ok, that was from "a source." I like how this story was written to sound like some sort of Footballers' Wives bullshit. Let's face facts. Katie is so gone on cult brainwashing and Scientology "vitamins" that she hasn't had an independent thought in a couple of years. She doesn't have it in her to feud with people. She can barely open the door of Joan's on Third.

And Victoria has her own problems. Pictures now exist of her in a sweatshirt and jeans. She's going to track down every single copy of those photos and eat them. It will be the most nutrition she's had in ages.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com