Sarah Larson remained out of sight, out of mind for George Clooney last night in London. Clooney crowned himself King Of All Famous British Trim. He was the guest of honor at a special dinner reception at L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon in Covent Garden. Joining him was Matt Damon, Thandie Newton, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, Elle Macpherson, Natascha McElhone and various Cockney starf*ckers.
Did he get with Helena, too? That ho seems crazed. I can see her panty-dropping and batwings flying out. Clooney and his bitches rolled up at Bungalow 8 (so it's a chain?) at the St. Mark's Lane Hotel after the dinner.
"Staff had laid out their best champagne, vodka and mixers for them all to enjoy, but they were more busy chatting to really bother about getting drunk," a source said. Well yeah, Clooney needed to keep it functional. He had a long night ahead of him. He's probably had to hang with Renée Zellweger for so long during the Leatherheads tour that he forgot what a hot bitch looked like.
11 photos of George Clooney signing autographs for waiting fans for over ten minutes outside the Dorchester Hotel in London are after the jump.
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Photos: FlynetOnline.com
Natalie says:
I believe it is St. Martin's Lane Hotel, not St. Mark's.
angie says:
Hmmmm....Clooney lookin' like he's wantin' him some Elle McPherson...or Matt Damon...I can't decide which...perhaps both...but seriously, Clooney and Elle McPherson...a real model...why not? Sarah, you're done.
angie says:
Hmmmm....Clooney lookin' like he's wantin' him some Elle McPherson...or Matt Damon...I can't decide which...perhaps both...but seriously, Clooney and Elle McPherson...a real model...why not? Sarah, you're done.
mookie says:
Oh lordie! Elle Mc. is a total hag these days.
He should go for that Meryl Streep-alike from Solaris. She looks boring but regal.
Helena is all kind of crazy. I'm sure she is happy she doesn't have to audition for jack shit now that she's w/Tim Burton.
Oh yeah, and "British Trim" - awesome!
Me says:
This annoys me. Everyone has something bad to say about Helena Bonham Carter. This article isn't about her , yet they still got a dig in at her anyway. All she's done is dress a little differently to most celebs, and shes labelled "crazy" and a "ho. She isn't either of those things. She's got a considerable amount of talent, and is really lovely and downtoearth as well. I don't know what people want from her. And FYI, she does have to audition. Example Sweeney Todd. She had to audition for Stephen Sondheim, and last time I checked, she wasn't with him. Tim was only the director, Sondheim did the majority of the casting.